A company known best for making those damn roller shoes worn by dumbass kids who annoy me for wearing them, Heelys, has invented yet another retarded shoe style: shoes with soles made to resemble video game controllers.

The shoes do not work as a controller. You are paying for the fact that the sole of the shoe is unique – like who the hell really cares if your sole resembles anything let alone a XBox controller?

I must add that I really do like the roller shoes in a way – I love watching kids wipe out hardcore on those damn things.