Bobby Lee Bolen, a 35-year old from Buchanan Michigan, has been sentenced to 54 days in jail. Why? For assaulting one Judy Lee and her friend with two large pickles.

“If this is not the silliest case I’ve ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the top 10,” Berrian Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield said. Defense attorney Robert Lutz said alcohol seemed to be the cause of Bolen’s problems.

Bottom line: Don’t mess with an intoxicated man dual-wielding pickles.

via ClickOnDetroit