Scotland native Robert Stewart was caught last year trying to have sex with a bicycle. He has since admitted to ‘sexual breach of the peace’.

Stewart was discovered wearing only a shirt humping the bicycle by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel. Now, Mr. Stewart has made the coveted sex offenders’ register.

Interestlingly enough, and not all that shocking, is the fact that he is not the first man to be convicted of banging an inanimate object. Electrician Karl Watkins was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Sydney Morning Herald article