I’m at a loss for words here. Yes, view the full article and you will see two bars of Warcraft soap.

I’ve heard that World of Warcraft players have bad hygiene. Little did I know, however, that there is a market for Warcraft soap. The soap is shaped like a Hearthstone. For non-WoW players, the Hearthstone is an object all Warcraft players have that allows them to teleport their character to their home.

For $14.78 you get two normal sized bars of soap. For $10 more you can buy Glider which is a very nice Warcraft botting tool. By botting, you will be able to return to the real world while your character levels itself up.

Etsy sells the soap (and, can you believe it? they are sold out at press time!)