In yet another case of a mom and dad acting way out of line, Shannan and Joey Troiano grounded their aspiring gamer son Cory so hard that he was not even allowed to play video games on his Playstation. So the 16-year-old teenager did what was only reasonable in his situation: attempted to hire a hitman in order to murder his parents. Unfortunately the parents found out about it and now the boy must stand trial.

“Two bullets is all it takes,” the logical gaming teen said to the undercover he thought was a hitman. And he’s right, that’s all it would have taken. He was even kind enough to offer his stepfather’s new pickup truck as payment for the murders. Seriously though, there must be something up with the parents here if the kid was willing to have them whacked. I’m just saying…

Times Online UK brought this into light