Jenkem is the new drug of choice for many teenagers this day. Jenkem you ask?

Kids these days are inhaling the vapors from their own shit. I am not kidding. They bottle their shit up into a jar and let it bake outside in the sun for a week. Once it has properly fermented, the kids huff the resulting fumes in order to get a buzz.

The effects of Jenkem last roughly an hour and consist of visual hallucinations. It used to be that only poor kids in Zambia did this crap but now kids in America are huffing it. In Naples, Florida, the county’s Criminal Intelligence Bureau had to issue a report about the students using Jenkem at Palmetto Ridge High school. A spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Agency claims “there are people in America trying [Jenkem].”

Read about the Jenkem Madness at the Washington Post’s blog and check out the Smoking Gun’s report