If you’re like me, and you’ve played a lot of Mario Bros. in your day, and you’ve always wanted to eat a flower to gain the ability to handle a fireball in the palm of your hand, then this is your lucky day. Heck, read on even if you hate Mario Bros. and want to hurl fireballs.

If you follow the simple directions outlined in the following video, you’ll have a fireball in your palm in no time at all.

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There are a lot of motivational articles out there deal with ways to better yourself. With inspiration from a fellow blogger over at The Positivity Blog, allow me to explain how to make yourself absolutely miserable.

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Let’s cut the bullshit out, here is how to torrent; how to download music, shows, movies, games, whatever you want lightning fast and relatively safe (on Windows)

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This is just too damn cool. I’ve known for a while that you could boot Linux from a flash memory card / USB stick. But now I have a seriously comprehensive listing of possible ways to pull this off.

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Just what you needed: An easy How-To Build a Fart Machine!

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People are always asking me to fix their slow-ass computers. First thing I tell them is to quit surfing the porn sites. Then, sometimes, I will help them out. Here is a quick how-to fix a computer running Windows that has become way too slow:

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Weekend Projects Podcast presents a How-To Video explaining how to make a T-Shirt Cannon!

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To keep your body in good shape you can do boring things such as running to nowhere on a treadmill. You can also do fun things like having sex. Likewise, there are both boring and fun things to keep your mind in shape.

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Have some flat cushions? Here’s a simple solution for you: set them out in the sun for a few hours and allow the sun to do all the dirty work. The sun will rid your cushion of moisture and cause it to plump up.

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It can be damn hard to stay awake in the afternoon. After eating a hefty lunch all I can think about sometimes is a good nap. There are some things people like me can do to reduce the frequency of and minimize the duration of these moments.

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Having an account with the Google-acquired GrandCentral and a free dial-in number from the kick-ass Skype alternative known as the Gizmo Project – you can combine the two to get unlimited, and more importantly free, incoming calls.

You will notice that in order to get a free number from the Gizmo Project you will have to settle on Nevada area code 747. This limitation is squashed by GrandCentral’s offering of a wide range of call-in area codes – also for free.

You will also notice that GrandCentral is in Beta and is only accepting a limited number of people. I would recommend you sign up as soon as possible if you want Google to send you the invite. Alternatively, I have some to give away if you contact me at ‘karmarogue {at} gmail {dot} com’.

Bottom line: no matter where you and your computer are, you will be able to receive incoming phone calls for free.

Like to drink? Like candy? Why not make yourself some ‘vodka pills’; vodka-filled candies? Perfect for when you need a buzz but can’t break out a flask or a bottle of booze. And what’s more, there are only two components to the process: the cornstarch and the alcohol flavored syrup.

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“While being skeptical can be a healthy way to avoid getting taken advantage of, being pessimistic – that is, always assuming the worst – can have major negative consequences on your life. Seeing only the negative aspects of any situation can cause you to miss opportunities, neglect problems that need to be solved, and fail to take action that would otherwise improve your relationships and quality of life. If you’ve always had a pessimistic worldview, it can be difficult to shift your focus, but it is possible to start seeing the glass as half full.”

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It was only a matter of time before this came to light. The Legendary version of Halo 3 ships with a helmet that is not quite ready to be worn; it’s more of a display type deal. Not any more. One Kotaku contributor has figured out how to style and profile in his Legendary Halo 3 helmet. Before you say: “What’s the point?” if you have a girlfriend at least ask her whether she’d be interested in banging Master Chief!

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It’s extremely simple. Just follow these steps:

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