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Books: Check ‘em Out!

Eric Cumberworth — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:45:25 +0000

How can anybody forget this gem of a commercial from the early nineties? Check it out after the jump!

BOOKS! Check ‘em out.. BOOKS! Check ‘em out..
Because of books, we gotta’ fantasy
Imagination can take you to where you wanna be
Are you curious? How can you find out?
BOOKS! Check ‘em out… BOOKS! Check ‘em out..
Read about sta’s and ca’s, electric guita’s
or Cops that work hard patrollin’ the boulevard
The heavyweight champ and his craziest bout
BOOKS! Check ‘em out.. BOOKS! Check ‘em out..
at your library

What Would Brian Boitano Do? Live!

Eric Cumberworth — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:54:42 +0000

“What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He’d call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That’s what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan

Cuz Brian Boitano doesn’t take shit from an-y-body”

Bo Burnham

Eric Cumberworth — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:09:46 +0000

At 17 years old, Bo Burnham is one talented young comedian and another Youtube sensation. Songs like “3.14 Apple Pie” and “Perfect Woman” are freakin’ hilarious. Now, normally I embed the media right to Karmarogue but in this case I am going to give out a link right to Bo’s YouTube homepage because frankly it is worth watching every single video he’s made and will make in the future. If I was a talent scout, I’d be all over this.

Bo Burnham on YouTube

Gordon Freeman on Coast to Coast AM

Eric Cumberworth — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:18:19 +0000

Coast to Coast AM is a great late-night AM talk radio show with an emphasis on the paranormal. And for those that actually don’t know, Half-Life is one of the all-time greatest first-person shooters that has a sci-fi story. If you’re familiar with both, you will laugh your ass off as you hear this phone call in which the caller plays the role of Half-Life’s lead character Gordon Freeman.

Demetri Martin

Eric Cumberworth — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:21:25 +0000

Like Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin is a funny-as-hell comedian and also spits out random jokes. Unlike Hedberg, Martin is still alive and well and still going at it. One cool thing about Martin is the way he uses guitars, harmonicas, and drawings to present his jokes. If you’ve never heard of Martin, and even if you have, do yourself a favor and continue on for some videos of him doing stand-up like only he can do.

Mitch Hedberg

Eric Cumberworth — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:37:23 +0000

Mitch Hedberg was one hell of a stand-up comedian who, like many talented entertainers, died far too early at the young age of 37. I’ve realized that many people have not ever heard of him so continue reading for videos of the man in action and for a good laugh from the master of the one-liners.

Mr. Bucket

Eric Cumberworth — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:23:48 +0000

I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top, I’m Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth it will pop, I’m Mr. Bucket, We’re all gonna’ run, I’m Mr. Bucket, Buckets of fun!

The game’s Mr. Bucket… The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins, but look-out! cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!

I’m Mr. Bucket, the balls pop out of my mouth, I’m Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I’m about, I’m Mr. Bucket, We’re all gonna’ run, I’m Mr. Bucket, Buckets of fun!

Check out the wikipedia entry about the controversial jingle!

NFL Ref Streaker

Eric Cumberworth — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:07:28 +0000

During a Miami Dolphins and New York Giants game, this guy ran onto the field with a tear-away ref outfit and bared almost everything; got naked. He did cover up his dong with some sort of football underwear. Hilarious.

Dog Humps Wii Kid

Eric Cumberworth — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:27:33 +0000

This video is hilarious. Some kid gets all fired up while playing Wii. This, in turn, excites the nearby dog who then pursues to go to town on the poor young chap.

Fart Machine

Eric Cumberworth — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:38:10 +0000

Just what you needed: An easy How-To Build a Fart Machine!