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		<title>U.S. Spies Target World of Warcraft Terrorists</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2008/02/23/us-spies-target-world-of-warcraft-terrorists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The U.S. intelligence community is developing software to detect violent extremists in the World of Warcrfaft and other massively multiplayer online games. According to a data-mining report from the Director of National Intelligence, this project, known as the Reynard project, will begin with profiling online gaming behavior. The ultimate goal of the Reynard project is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The U.S. intelligence community is developing software to detect violent extremists in the World of Warcrfaft and other massively multiplayer online games.  According to a data-mining report from the Director of National Intelligence, this project, known as the Reynard project, will begin with profiling online gaming behavior.  The ultimate goal of the Reynard project is &#8220;automatically detecting suspicious behavior and actions in the virtual world.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>The cultural and behavioral norms of virtual worlds and gaming are<br />
generally unstudied. Therefore, Reynard will seek to identify the<br />
emerging social, behavioral and cultural norms in virtual worlds and<br />
gaming environments. The project would then apply the lessons learned<br />
to determine the feasibility of automatically detecting suspicious<br />
behavior and actions in the virtual world.</p></blockquote>
<p>The report is publicly available, as mandated by Congress.  Read the full report in .pdf format.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s interesting that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynard">Reynard the Fox</a> is a trickster in folklore and literature.</p>
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		<title>Armed 13-Year-Old Girl Robs Burger King</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2008/01/16/armed-13-year-old-girl-robs-burger-king/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Robbery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In Tampa, Florida, a 13-year-old girl robbed a Burger King Restaurant at knife point! Fresh out of Juvenile Detention, the girl only made one demand: &#8220;Give me a FUCKING cheesburger now!&#8221; After chasing an employee into the kitchen with the blade in hand, she was subdued by other employees until the police arrive. She explained [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Tampa, Florida, a 13-year-old girl robbed a Burger King Restaurant at knife point! Fresh out of Juvenile Detention, the girl only made one demand: &#8220;Give me a FUCKING cheesburger <em>now</em>!&#8221; After chasing an employee into the kitchen with the blade in hand, she was subdued by other employees until the police arrive.</p>
<p>She explained to investigators that she was hungry and wanted a burger.  Instead of a burger, this young girl is back in JAC with charges of armed burglary, armed robbery, and violation of home detention.<br />
<a href="http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/crime/article.aspx?storyid=71727"><br />
TampaBays10 Report</a></p>
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		<title>w00t is Word of the Year!</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/12/14/w00t-is-word-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right folks. After years of w00ting the best situations that arise in the world of video gaming, Merriam-Webster has officially announced that &#8220;w00t&#8221; is the word of the year. w00t, for those of you who do not interact with video games or socialize with gamers that pwn stuff, is a lot like saying &#8220;yay,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right folks.  After years of w00ting the best situations that arise in the world of video gaming, Merriam-Webster has officially announced that &#8220;w00t&#8221; is the word of the year.  w00t, for those of you who do not interact with video games or socialize with gamers that pwn stuff, is a lot like saying &#8220;yay,&#8221; Merriam said.  Merriam-Webster went on to further explain that, &#8220;It could be after a triumph or for no reason at all.&#8221;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s where it gets silly: Merriam-Webster then claimed that there is a rising trend in using numbers in the place of letters.  Is this trend not so 1995?</p>
<p>Bottom line: Score one for l33t speak!</p>
<p><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyid=2007-12-12T153114Z_01_N12562781_RTRUKOC_0_US-LANGUAGE.xml">Reuters article</a> on the debacle</p>
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		<title>Mole Man</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/27/mole-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bruce Tracy is a homeless contractor known as &#8220;Mole Man&#8221;. Police in Florida recently discovered his multi-room 200-square foot home underground. Complete with a leak-proof roof, a bed, a kitchen, and escape hatch, the place was no joke. Checkout the pictures! According to Tracy, it took about 2 months to complete the rooms. Unfortunately, police [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bruce Tracy is a homeless contractor known as &#8220;Mole Man&#8221;.  Police in Florida recently discovered his multi-room 200-square foot home underground.  Complete with a leak-proof roof, a bed, a kitchen, and escape hatch, the place was no joke. Checkout the pictures!</p>
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<p>According to Tracy, it took about 2 months to complete the rooms.  Unfortunately, police are going to evict him as they claim it is a danger to the public.  But to Tracy it&#8217;s not that big of a deal for he is already on the lookout for his next underground home and claims to have built several others.</p>
<p><img src="http://karmarogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mole1.gif" alt="Mole Man" /></p>
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		<title>Just Breasts</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/23/just-breasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A network of Swedish woman have launched a ruthless campaign for the right to bare their breasts. Angered by an incident in which two topless young women were asked to leave a swimming pool after refusing to cover up, the women now demand that their breasts be viewed as &#8216;normal&#8217; and desexualized as men&#8217;s. They&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A network of Swedish woman have launched a ruthless campaign for the right to bare their breasts.</p>
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<p>Angered by an incident in which two topless young women were asked to leave a swimming pool after refusing to cover up, the women now demand that their breasts be viewed as &#8216;normal&#8217; and desexualized as men&#8217;s.  They&#8217;ve even gone so far as to establish the Bara Bröst network, or &#8216;Bare Breasts&#8217; network.</p>
<p>Last month, at least 14 women were reported as taking action by baring their breasts at swimming pools in the name of the Bara Bröst network.  Keep it up ladies! You&#8217;ll never desexualize tits in the eyes of men but we&#8217;ll play along if it makes you feel better.</p>
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		<title>Toad Tripping</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/21/toad-tripping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Kansas City, Missouri, you can get arrested for toad licking. In case you are unaware, licking certain toads can get you high (as fuck). Possession of a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic drug is an offense. David Theiss of Kansas City was well aware of that fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Kansas City, Missouri, you can get arrested for toad licking.  In case you are unaware, licking certain toads can get you high (as fuck).  Possession of a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic drug is an offense.</p>
<p>David Theiss of Kansas City was well aware of that fact and kept a pet toad just for the occasional buzz.  The law does not sympathize for Theiss and he has been arrested.  The Colorado River toad&#8217;s venom is a powerful hallucinogen that falls into the tryptamine class.  Fortunately for Theiss, he has been released on Bond.  Unfortunately for the toad, it remains in police custody at a police crime lab.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.kmbc.com/news/14587550/detail.html">KMBC-TV&#8217;s website</a> for breaking this tragic news.</p>
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		<title>Alcohol Consumption in America</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/20/alcohol-consumption-in-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just how much do Americans drink? Last year, Americans drank enough for every person to have taken down 7 bottles of liquor, 12 bottles of wine, and 230 cans of beer. Here&#8217;s the kicker: The U.S. ranks 40th in the world in alcohol consumption and one-third of Americans don&#8217;t even drink. For an in-depth look [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just how much do Americans drink? Last year, Americans drank enough for every person to have taken down 7 bottles of liquor, 12 bottles of wine, and 230 cans of beer.  Here&#8217;s the kicker: The U.S. ranks 40th in the world in alcohol consumption and one-third of Americans don&#8217;t even drink.</p>
<p>For an in-depth look at American alcohol consumption, check out <a href="http://www.time.com/time/2007/america_numbers/alcohol.html">Time.com&#8217;s alcohol consumption maps</a> that display alcohol consumption by type and state.</p>
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		<title>Call 911 for Beer</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/11/call-911-for-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Connecticut man called 911 (several times) to report a true emergency &#8211; he needed beer. Not only did he not get the beer that he so desperately needed, 35-year-old Brian Poulin was arrested for disorderly conduct. Police say that Poulin called numerous times to tell the dispatcher that he was out of beer and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Connecticut man called 911 (several times) to report a true emergency &#8211; he needed beer.  Not only did he not get  the beer that he so desperately needed, 35-year-old Brian Poulin was arrested for disorderly conduct.</p>
<p>Police say that Poulin called numerous times to tell the dispatcher that he was out of beer and to ask the dispatcher to pick up more for him.  Wish this guy luck at his November 20th court date.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.wlbz2.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=74280" title="911 for Beer" target="_blank">WLBZ news</a> for the scoop</p>
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		<title>Stripper at School</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/08/stripper-at-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One lucky classroom was subject to a stripper delivering spankings and taking off everything but her underwear! Talk about a kick-ass thing to happen at school! Apparently, the teacher of the British drama class was well aware of the fact that a special guest was due to appear. One of the students was celebrating their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One lucky classroom was subject to a stripper delivering spankings and taking off everything but her underwear! Talk about a kick-ass thing to happen at school!</p>
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<p>Apparently, the teacher of the British drama class was well aware of the fact that a special guest was due to appear.  One of the students was celebrating their 16th birthday and their mother had called the teacher and told them to expect a special guest.   The mom claims that she thought had ordered a gorillagram &#8211; basically somebody dressed up as a gorilla.  Instead of gorilla, they got a stripper dressed up as a policewoman.</p>
<p>In front of the classroom, the stripper proceeded to dish out 16 spankings to the birthday boy &#8211; after making him get on all fours.  After stripping down to her underwear while dancing to Britney Spears, she asked the birthday boy to rub cream all over her.  It was at this point that the teacher asked for the performance to stop.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html" title="Stripper at school" target="_blank">News.com.au</a> for making my time in school sound boring as hell</p>
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		<title>Marijuana to Trick-or-Treaters</title>
		<link>http://karmarogue.com/2007/11/07/marijuana-to-trick-or-treaters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cumberworth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[22-year-old Joshua Balduf, a student at the State University College at Geneseo, handed out marijuana for Halloween. Not only did he hand it out to the teens between the ages of 15 and 17, he even smoked it with them. Yes, he is that stupid. He was charged with second-degree criminal sale of marijuana, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>22-year-old Joshua Balduf, a student at the State University College at Geneseo, handed out marijuana for Halloween.  Not only did he hand it out to the teens between the ages of 15 and 17, he even smoked it with them.  Yes, he is that stupid.  He was charged with second-degree criminal sale of marijuana, a felony, first-degree unlawfully dealing with a child and first-degree endangering the welfare of a child, both misdemeanors.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071106/NEWS01/71106004">Democrat and Chronicle</a> for this tale</p>
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